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Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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It’s also the one that annoying blokes who consider themselves ‘musicians’ will whip out on buses when nobody asked them to and wheeze out some indefinable ‘blues’, which brings us around to its bigger and more complicated rival. Meanwhile, in the absence of any halfway decent way of concluding this long-winded introduction, I’ve literally just picked out a random question from the first Emergency Questions book. Assuming Rose Tyler in the guise of ‘Bad Wolf’ doesn’t count – although I maintain she was momentarily cosmic energy in a human form (which it then threatened to take over and destroy) – then obviously it would have to be one of the Drahvins from 1965’s Galaxy 4; and before anyone starts, they had glitter-tinged (and possibly pale blue) skin and, and unlike their more evidently ‘alien’ adversaries the Rills, turned out to be the ‘real’ monsters’ in the story after all.

This is always subject to a good deal of scorn-pouring, usually from people showboating about how many DVDs they have just given away to Oxfam because they got sick of them taking up so much space on the shelves and taunting them with their wanton being on a shelf like shelves are supposed to be for, but I stand by this. And I even rewatched Inhumans when I did a Marvel Cinematic Universe rewatch, and if you’ve heard this then you’ll know just how much I thought of that.Over and above anyone else, Boris Johnson for that ‘best way to honour Jo Cox is deliver Brexit’ remark.

If you had to live out the rest of your life being either Toby Young or Dom Joly, would you just kill yourself now?Artificial Intelligence: If the world were to be populated entirely by Richard Herring look-alikes – which it almost is – would it be a utopia of Herring-based hilarity, or a nightmarish dystopia where the same jokes are repeated ad infinitum ? If you could be king of any genus of living creatures and have them do your bidding, which animal or creature or type of human – could be anything – would you have do your bidding? If you had to bum – either with your genitals or a dildo – one of the main characters in the TV show Red Dwarf , who would you bum and would you use your genitals or a dildo? If an older version of you came back from the future and gave you advice about what you should do with your life, would you take the advice or assume that the you from the future was evil and trying to screw you over?

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